Querido diario:
No tengo idea de que paso ni nada... no me ha pasado nada interesante... Esperen! Si me paso algo divertido! Estaba cenando con mi familia y les quise hacer la broma que me salía un scotch de la boca... Entonces me puse un pedazo de scotch en la mano y sin querer al acercarmelo a la boca... Lo aspiré sin querer enceriooooo me atoré y como no salió me lo tuve que tragar...

Dear diary: I do not have idea of that I spend not anything ... it has not happened something interesting at all... Wait! Yes! I was having dinner with my family and I wanted to do to them the joke that was going out of my mouth a scotch... Then I put on a piece of scotch in my hand and accidentally on having approached it the mouth... I inhaled It accidentally realyyy!! It was horrrible!!